In the past few years, I’ve been perfecting a revolutionary love potion. Like a person born into this day and age of money-worship, I’m already envisioning and engaging in commercial subtleties of packaging and labeling. The “love potion” or better “fiole d’amour” (french sounds distinguished and all) would be in a small dark purple curvaceous bottle with :

directions: “use necessary as needed”,
caution:”may cause in rare cases a love overload. Do not expose to love temperature exceeding 120 xoxo degrees, the container may sublimate”
First aid:”if love overload occurs, do not hug,kiss, or shake hands with someone else. If human contact has been established seek immediate medical attention”
Note to consummer: “This product is safe for all ages and is especially recommended to pregnant women.”